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Chocolate Museum Fossils & Incredible Edible Art

6 Jun

1.T Rex teeth.chocolate

So excited to be blogging again (!!!) and what better way to start than by sharing the work of  an incredible food artist and fine artist Sarah Hardy. If I tell you she gained her skills in in wax-work museums, and as a internationally recognised fine artist, you can guess the quality of the edible fossil pieces Essex based Sarah accurately reproduces in the finest dark, milk & white Belgium Chocolate.

1.Megalodon.chocolate

1.Fossil Collectors Box-chocolate

1.Sarah making chocs

These incredible museum quality edible fossils are created with intricate casting and hand-painted detail – creating ultimate collectors items not novelty chocolate. With the largest fossil – the Megalodon Tooth – weighing in at 120g and a whopping 14cm long. 2 hours are spent hand finishing each one to the finest detail with a 11cm long T Rex Tooth and collectors box of 16 separate fossils also in the collection.

1.Fossil Production
1.Fossil Collectors Box-chocolate

 

IT GETS EVEN BETTER…  Sarah has even created edible decapitated human heads from cake for international film companies and even a raw turkey cake which went on to be an online viral hit, food artist. Now she (& I) are dreaming of the day she gets to create a life sized T Rex Skull in chocolate.

A gallery of some more of her work is below – remember that all of the below are cakes or in the case of the anatomical heart chocolate…

pheasant landscape1
maggot therapy
Conch Cake - Tate & Lyle
Raw Turkey Cake 1
severed head
1.Heart with scalpel -chocolate
A.portrait with pheasant
2 Oct

Truly one of the most amazing cupcakes I have ever seen and on sale at EYHO!

Eat Your Heart Out

As we’ve said all along this year’s Eat Your Heart Out is not about ‘gore’ it’s about using extreme cakes to communicate messages based around Pathology – hence our location in the St Bart’s Pathology Museum and Carla Valentine co-curating the shop with me. Miss Insomnia Tulip has nailed it with this ‘Common Breast Pathologies’ cupcake, I genuinely feel this has taught me something. Lots of gold stars for her!!!

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The Pocket Book of Vagina Cakes!

7 Feb

I have been asked a LOT to do a book on vagina cakes so thought I might as well just go for it – as publishers are too pussy I have decided to fund it myself – I say myself… Crowd sourced funding – buy the book for a bargain £10 and help me make this happen. Have 28 days to go!

Creative Lorem Ipsum

24 Oct

I think the last two are my favorite gangsta or hipster 😉

1) Cupcake Ipsum

esame snaps bear claw tootsie roll tootsie roll carrot cake jujubes cake cookie. Lemon drops dessert sweet bear claw brownie. Faworki chocolate bar gingerbread caramels bonbon topping ice cream candy caramels. Sweet halvah sweet gingerbread. Powder tart dessert brownie lollipop macaroon chocolate cake toffee. Chupa chups sugar plum jelly-o tart gummies. Icing marshmallow chupa chups chocolate bar pie tart macaroon. Sweet roll ice cream cotton candy. Sugar plum carrot cake fruitcake biscuit muffin jelly-o sweet roll soufflé carrot cake. Cotton candy topping icing. Candy canes sweet cookie bonbon dragée. Brownie carrot cake lemon drops applicake candy cupcake. Macaroon cupcake cheesecake ice cream cupcake tiramisu. Soufflé gummies faworki gummi bears halvah.

Marzipan apple pie gummies halvah icing chocolate ice cream. Biscuit faworki donut pie marzipan. Gummi bears dessert jelly-o. Cupcake croissant sugar plum lollipop danish cupcake candy. Pie ice cream brownie. Tiramisu brownie bear claw croissant liquorice jelly beans danish chupa chups cotton candy. Biscuit gummi bears pastry pudding. Lollipop gingerbread marshmallow powder sweet roll. Candy powder carrot cake pudding. Tart lollipop dessert jelly beans danish chocolate topping cotton candy soufflé. Biscuit croissant pastry macaroon. Fruitcake marzipan chocolate bar cookie soufflé chocolate cake marzipan lollipop. Chocolate cake fruitcake carrot cake bear claw jelly-o. Pastry icing tart.

Cookie biscuit soufflé applicake sweet roll. Chocolate bar marzipan sugar plum. Sugar plum oat cake lollipop cupcake icing sesame snaps candy canes fruitcake dragée. Icing cookie faworki. Halvah dessert jelly beans applicake. Bonbon sesame snaps jujubes marshmallow cupcake wafer. Brownie chocolate cake wafer cookie pie muffin. Brownie oat cake sesame snaps pastry icing brownie brownie. Marshmallow chocolate brownie pie marzipan macaroon croissant. Ice cream gummies apple pie. Gummi bears candy donut sweet dessert candy bear claw wafer. Sugar plum icing halvah dessert sweet roll pastry caramels applicake candy.

Chocolate cake macaroon bonbon. Liquorice danish cotton candy liquorice croissant candy sesame snaps marzipan tiramisu. Chocolate sweet faworki faworki jelly-o macaroon biscuit. Cake pie apple pie marzipan tootsie roll. Fruitcake gingerbread marshmallow lollipop candy canes. Powder gingerbread croissant toffee halvah biscuit ice cream. Jelly carrot cake jelly-o cotton candy marzipan. Biscuit oat cake jelly beans marshmallow tootsie roll applicake. Marzipan jelly beans danish. Candy cheesecake fruitcake gummi bears dragée icing candy canes brownie. Cotton candy croissant lollipop pudding dragée toffee apple pie. Gingerbread halvah sweet gingerbread croissant sugar plum marshmallow brownie marzipan.

Tart chocolate bar topping cake gingerbread icing dessert. Sugar plum pudding chupa chups chocolate bar lollipop. Cupcake sesame snaps marshmallow. Jujubes carrot cake ice cream cake. Cookie cake applicake. Danish jelly dragée cake bear claw chocolate powder cookie. Gingerbread jelly-o powder cake tart wafer. Tootsie roll sweet roll danish bear claw sesame snaps candy canes halvah fruitcake candy canes. Apple pie danish halvah. Sugar plum toffee apple pie pudding bonbon cake lemon drops. Faworki gummi bears gingerbread dessert. Cupcake jelly lemon drops bear claw bonbon brownie cotton candy chupa chups bonbon. Faworki applicake muffin ice cream.


2) Bacon Ipsum

Labore exercitation cupidatat ut, et deserunt sunt ullamco ball tip do shank venison beef ribs pork est. Aliquip quis qui, aliqua beef ribs capicola sausage pork loin shankle pancetta magna. Incididunt pork belly reprehenderit esse pancetta, t-bone short loin ullamco qui voluptate do venison dolor. Biltong jerky proident capicola, do dolore ut salami et consequat eiusmod frankfurter. Tenderloin voluptate pork chop meatloaf, ground round veniam occaecat spare ribs ut capicola drumstick corned beef sint. Duis sunt labore drumstick hamburger ball tip, pork loin ham est tongue proident aliquip jowl short loin in. Cow magna bacon tail chicken reprehenderit tenderloin, ground round beef ribs in ham cillum ut.

Tenderloin proident tail laborum, chicken incididunt nulla shank. Shankle beef ribs sirloin culpa, in frankfurter adipisicing cupidatat prosciutto drumstick mollit tenderloin turkey proident est. Ullamco duis ea pig, sausage ut et meatball. Flank tempor cupidatat sint qui. Shank pariatur anim sint fugiat. Pork belly salami jerky ham hock ea quis. Spare ribs sunt commodo beef hamburger ullamco labore.

Esse brisket minim magna, culpa chicken dolore. Capicola bacon ut, consequat tenderloin aliqua pork belly shankle nostrud turducken ham exercitation irure ribeye meatball. Tri-tip ex pork chop officia. Ad commodo shankle, tri-tip biltong leberkäse pork chop velit in corned beef ground round eiusmod. Ball tip drumstick pariatur, tempor excepteur turkey deserunt commodo sirloin qui. Short ribs kielbasa aliqua, ribeye enim shank duis sed. Tri-tip flank irure brisket jowl biltong.

Tongue venison filet mignon, culpa do voluptate flank fugiat bresaola ham hock irure. Reprehenderit tri-tip pariatur, cupidatat magna sirloin consectetur excepteur. Spare ribs andouille nulla shank pancetta ball tip. Pork belly adipisicing ham, qui ut swine beef non cow aliqua kielbasa ad eu. Strip steak ut aute, proident salami corned beef kielbasa. Sunt excepteur pancetta ham hock, filet mignon dolor corned beef. Est short ribs occaecat beef ribs.

Ham tenderloin turducken pastrami pig, bresaola chicken fugiat. Culpa pork nisi, mollit turducken jowl kielbasa brisket salami beef. Venison in tri-tip sunt prosciutto velit hamburger. T-bone nulla drumstick, aliquip meatloaf sausage shankle chicken. Sunt pig venison, commodo short loin veniam adipisicing nostrud pork meatloaf voluptate biltong occaecat ham hock cillum. Pork loin et dolore, tempor incididunt pork belly voluptate tongue do hamburger. Esse ullamco eiusmod cillum reprehenderit.

3) Samuel L. Lipsum

Look, just because I don’t be givin’ no man a foot massage don’t make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin’ house, fuckin’ up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, ’cause I’ll kill the motherfucker, know what I’m sayin’? Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they’re actually proud of that shit.


4) Veggie Ipsum

Veggies sunt bona vobis, proinde vos postulo esse magis peanut lettuce swiss chard radicchio scallion garlic water spinach prairie turnip shallot.

Sweet pepper mustard napa cabbage wakame soybean artichoke sweet pepper chard salsify chickweed lentil tomatillo. Beetroot onion napa cabbage endive rock melon burdock chard beetroot catsear desert raisin wakame garlic sorrel yarrow fennel leek. Aubergine chickpea seakale bell pepper sea lettuce catsear.

Desert raisin onion pumpkin gourd winter purslane courgette coriander bamboo shoot groundnut. Brussels sprout gram epazote kombu spinach black-eyed pea. Burdock mustard fennel pea water spinach dulse sweet pepper. Bell pepper cress beetroot onion potato celery courgette endive groundnut spinach broccoli kakadu plum asparagus. Pea eggplant burdock water spinach onion sierra leone bologi.

Broccoli rabe fennel celery ricebean cauliflower burdock rutabaga radicchio celery. Cauliflower carrot swiss chard jícama soko asparagus komatsuna fava bean arugula kale spinach. Napa cabbage soybean courgette winter purslane wakame bok choy amaranth spring onion chicory shallot.

Chickpea cauliflower turnip beetroot parsnip avocado salad sea lettuce pea radicchio onion garlic yarrow turnip greens broccoli soko pumpkin burdock. Chicory squash celery taro pumpkin carrot okra spring onion bok choy green bean tomato quandong courgette endive horseradish kale. Prairie turnip lentil garbanzo sorrel rutabaga bamboo shoot welsh onion salsify bell pepper potato gram lettuce celery cress pea.

Nori bell pepper kakadu plum okra quandong fennel radish winter purslane bamboo shoot lotus root courgette beet greens tatsoi azuki bean. Summer purslane horseradish sweet pepper rock melon salsify tigernut bunya nuts radicchio brussels sprout bamboo shoot tatsoi winter purslane celery beetroot nori parsley bush tomato. Soybean black-eyed pea rutabaga endive quandong earthnut pea ricebean gourd pea sprouts soko tatsoi squash

5) Tuna Ipsum

Lenok alewife labyrinth fish squeaker dartfish, cutthroat eel electric knifefish, golden shiner four-eyed fish. Opaleye gulper eel, Black prickleback weeverfish discus trout blackchin Pacific herring, walleye, “ponyfish powen ide duckbill eel stoneroller minnow prickleback dusky grouper algae eater.”

Panga, electric eel blue triggerfish sand stargazer; antenna codlet Old World knifefish sawfish limia. Hillstream loach white croaker remora redtooth triggerfish, flagfish yellowfin surgeonfish, darter ribbonfish bass.

Cherry salmon trahira yellowmargin triggerfish driftfish; loweye catfish tripod fish telescopefish bluefin tuna freshwater hatchetfish. Bramble shark whitebait weever halfbeak, wolf-herring mud cat Rainbowfish; beaked salmon, “dorado, requiem shark porbeagle shark, yellowfin surgeonfish boga Antarctic cod upside-down catfish,” slender snipe eel rivuline. Dealfish shark tommy ruff. Tiger barb speckled trout barramundi snake eel. Snake eel french angelfish elver Sacramento splittail codling haddock. Antarctic icefish forehead brooder ghost flathead wormfish, roosterfish fangtooth mackerel shark gianttail. Graveldiver sargassum fish, zebra turkeyfish yellowtail sabertooth, boga zingel porcupinefish tonguefish river loach streamer fish, Redfin perch Pacific lamprey. Scup lookdown catfish prickly shark nase electric stargazer, “weever soapfish yellowfin tuna; boxfish codlet zebra oto.” Lagena monkeyface prickleback whiting bonytail chub smoothtongue lancetfish.

Livebearer, candiru; Chinook salmon, “livebearer bream tailor Pacific herring boxfish masu salmon.” Longnose sucker snipefish; goblin shark boxfish gulper bigscale fish pike characid, albacore: platy tadpole fish whiff. Kaluga stingfish; betta pike characid squeaker, monkeyface prickleback bluefish smelt Port Jackson shark; tonguefish, “deepwater stingray, black bass.” Bala shark hoki North American darter, climbing perch eel-goby, bluntnose knifefish flagtail shark peacock flounder bleak Black triggerfish sailbearer. Longnose sucker clown triggerfish; flying gurnard, louvar, smelt climbing gourami! Kissing gourami crocodile shark anemonefish Mexican blind cavefish soldierfish striped bass.

Albacore trout queen triggerfish pufferfish southern grayling taimen sand goby, surfperch. Eeltail catfish earthworm eel Asian carps mud minnow guitarfish. Ghost pipefish European flounder, white marlin knifefish, haddock red velvetfish toadfish ocean sunfish yellow-and-black triplefin gulper eel. Golden dojo burbot snake mackerel oarfish carpetshark flagblenny.

Dry beer; Diacetyl; Brown ale Bottle Conditioning Enzymes, Hop Back Carboy. Winy Bunghole Brewhouse Barley krug Draugh Dosage.

Musty, Chlorophenolic Ethanol or Ethyl Alcohol. krug Aroma Hops, ” Caramel; Keg Primary Fermentation Lauter Clovelike Solvent-like Kolsch, Racking?”

Dry beer Alpha Acid, Grist Tulip glass, Fermentation Becher. Malt Liquor Priming, Hard Cider Saccharification Microbrewery.

RIMS Sweet Infusion Centrifugation Terminal Gravity Mash Dosage Brewpub Hand Pump. Bunghole Pasteurization Ale. Kilderkin Autolysis Ale Reboboam, ” Mouthfeel Fruity.” Yard Gueuze– Vinous Biere de garde Hefe Barley; Barrel Hoppy Flute. Bottom-fermenting Yeast Hops Cane sugar: Dunkle Scotch Ale Craft beer Jeroboam. Double bock/dopplebock Dosage Pint glass; Sweet Lambic Trappist Balthazar, Malt Liquor Amber Priming Lagering. Malt Liquor Original Gravity Finishing Hops Final Gravity Ethanol or Ethyl Alcohol.

Enzymes Imperial. Brown ale Salamanzar Vinous Grainy Attenuation Kilderkin Pub glass Kolsch Dry stout.” Bittering Hops Oxygenation, Becher, Hard Cider Lupulin Double bock/dopplebock Cold filter. Flute Hogshead Caramel malt Barm Double bock/dopplebock Berliner Weisse. Hoppy Stange Mouthfeel Helle Brown ale. Yeast Malt Liquor Brew Kettle Bottle Conditioning.


7) Alcohol Ipsum

Drumguish saketini glenglassaugh teacher’s paralyzer, vesper bladnoch savoy corpse reviver pappy van winkle. Cheeky vimto golden doublet, churchill sazerac southern comfort brandy sour, planter’s punch; joker knockando. Lord calvert lime rickey vodka martini glenlossie. Blair athol negroni deanston, craigellachie, kirsch general sherman drambuie, black cossack bay breeze, springbank brandy sour. Smirnoff blue hawaii van winkle family reserve old fashioned. General sherman planter’s punch chopin, redline: caribou lou glogg batida bull shot teaninich. Tomatin glengoyne colombia joker southern comfort wolfram, lynchburg lemonade scapa black & white old mr. boston. Sundowner, glen garioch; smirnoff godmother stolichnaya. Orange tundra old mr. boston bloodhound jack and coke.

Link up tamagozake hi-fi: gong loch lomond godfather 20th century, amaretto sour sex on the beach. Blair athol bull shot balmenach sundowner, “chopin remy martin aultmore johnny walker red el presidente hiram walker tom collins.” Sea breeze glenmorangie dalwhinnie harper’s strathisla gilbey’s abhainn dearg white horse brackla black russian, galliano. Gordon’s chicago cocktail old fashioned cape cod salmiakki koskenkorva harvey wallbanger dailuaine salmiakki koskenkorva culto a la vida gin sling pimm’s cup godfather abhainn dearg rum swizzle: mint julep nikolaschka irish coffee. Gin and tonic blue hawaii, “stinger mannochmore french 75 godmother gimlet isle of jura blue blazer; cape cod old etonian.” Southern comfort bijou, gong j & b wine cooler.

Satan’s whiskers, savoy affair. Mudslide scapa; blair athol flaming volcano, pepe lopez! Moscow mule ardmore presbyterian bombay northern comfort orange tundra 20th century harvey wallbanger knockando calvert. Deanston angel’s tit; b & b, gordon’s, craigellachie the blenheim kalimotxo house of lords pepe lopez fleischmann’s, montgomery, paloma dailuaine, the last word. Glenglassaugh blair athol lochnagar, matador bloodhound martell batida.

Glenrothes ben nevis mai-tai miltonduff kentucky tavern orgasm mint julep glogg sex on the beach bengal balmenach pall mall. Southern comfort glenkinchie bourbon lancer old etonian bruichladdich rusty nail tom collins glen spey sidecar glenlivet culto a la vida. House of lords hurricane police gazette canadian club–linkwood tullibardine curacao punch irish mist blue lagoon sake screwdriver. Critty bo 7 crown bearded lady benriach old mr. boston. Moscow mule dom dom ketel one staten island ferry aberlour port charlotte. Gin and tonic, link up mojito chicago cocktail tormore hennessey french 75 bay breeze el presidente coronet vso springbank culture shock crown royal. Colombia glogg prince shnell, tennessee cowboy matador lorraine planter’s punch bourbon lancer canadian mist? Three wise men sazerac auchentoshan. Martell jacquin glenallachie sake screwdriver, auchentoshan, nog-a-sake auchentoshan, house of lords: inchgower saketini french connection knockdhu.

Jagertee usher’s coronet vso macuá blue hawaii gibson. Belvedere pulteney, sidecar; glogg craigellachie johnny walker black, aviation flirtini, gordon’s cheeky vimto. Farnell lemon split captain morgan, police gazette, hiram walker savoy corpse reviver. Pink lady balmenach bacardi salty dog, fettercairn, gibson french 75 cape cod? Manhattan old mr. boston cosmopolitan mint julep vodka mcgovern. Smoky martini, curacao punch irish flag–christian brothers, agua de valencia jack and coke. Craigellachie 7 crown tobermory ardmore aberfeldy, kilchoman galliano. White horse gin pahit hennessey allt-á-bhainne, monte alban salty dog paradise usher’s knockeen hills irish poteen. Ectoplasm; bloody mary prince of wales gin sling mai-tai kentucky tavern gibson joker hiram walker. Imperial; hennessey champagne cocktail, imperial kalimotxo screwdriver v.o. b & b.

8) Gangsta Ipsum

Lorem ipsum yo sit the bizzle, fo shizzle my nizzle adipiscing pimpin’. Nullizzle i’m in the shizzle break yo neck, yall, that’s the shizzle volutpizzle, suscipit you son of a bizzle, fo shizzle funky fresh, get down get down. Pellentesque eget tortor. Shizznit erizzle. Check out this at dolor dapibus turpis tempus away. Fo shizzle pellentesque uhuh … yih! izzle shizzlin dizzle. Pizzle izzle tortizzle. Pellentesque hizzle rhoncizzle own yo’. Shut the shizzle up hac habitasse platea dictumst. Hizzle dapibizzle. Curabitur tellizzle crazy, pretium dope, break it down my shizz, eleifend vitae, nunc. Rizzle suscipizzle. Shit sempizzle velizzle sizzle purizzle.

Bow wow wow interdum volutpat tellizzle. Ut tellivizzle adipiscing sizzle. I saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle yippiyo est. Cool owned my shizz, ultrices nizzle, accumsizzle i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle, fermentum quis, pede. Duis nizzle libero. Mofo sizzle ornare ante. Maurizzle crackalackin. Vestibulizzle ut pede varius fo shizzle check it out commodo. Lorem that’s the shizzle dawg sizzle yo mamma, consectetizzle adipiscing check out this. Dizzle gangster mah nizzle. Quisque mi sem, sodalizzle izzle, dang a, fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle a, that’s the shizzle.

Sizzle ullamcorper. Aliquam check out this massa a maurizzle. We gonna chung boom shackalack ipsum primis brizzle faucibizzle orci luctizzle we gonna chung ultrices posuere cubilia Daahng dawg; Aenizzle shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle. Pellentesque habitant morbi get down get down senectizzle check out this yo izzle shizzlin dizzle for sure ac turpizzle egestas. Fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle tempizzle we gonna chung velizzle. Aliquam shizznit volutpizzle. Vivamizzle away enim, crazy dope, yo sure, pimpin’ pimpin’, arcu. Break yo neck, yall elit. Donec shiz, est phat fo shizzle aliquet, the bizzle black ultricizzle check out this, shizzlin dizzle my shizz urna rizzle quis nibh. Break it down fo neque, that’s the shizzle izzle, ornare check it out, i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle nizzle, mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa. Praesent purizzle sizzle, bibendum shit cool, crackalackin sure, dignissizzle malesuada, arcu. Aenean egizzle ipsum crazy i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle ullamcorper tincidunt. Donizzle shizznit. Maurizzle doggy urna, tempor izzle, hizzle venenatizzle, sodalizzle nizzle, felis. Etizzle fo shizzle my nizzle.

Gangsta gravida ligula break yo neck, yall est. Proin ullamcorper. Etiam tempizzle. Donizzle in mi a erizzle imperdizzle tellivizzle. That’s the shizzle for sure ipsizzle. Sed get down get down fo shizzle id lacizzle. Black you son of a bizzle ipsum crazy urna my shizz ullamcorpizzle. Integer nizzle things. Vivamizzle rizzle lacus fo felizzle. Yo mamma egizzle justo. Etiam fo shizzle dui in magna elementum phat. Morbi placerizzle, dope shizznit dope porta, nisl est own yo’ shiznit, bling bling ornare mi dolizzle fo shizzle amizzle est. Morbi boofron. Vestibulum i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle ipsum shiz the bizzle shiznit orci luctus et ultrices posuere daahng dawg Curae; Away things, rizzle laoreet tincidunt hendrerizzle, daahng dawg dawg gravida nunc, bling bling fermentizzle pot metus fo nibh. Duis pretium fo shizzle my nizzle at crunk. Fizzle accumsan. Cizzle mofo natoque get down get down et magnis the bizzle boom shackalack mah nizzle, fo shizzle ridiculus i’m in the shizzle. Fo shizzle mofo massa fringilla quam ultrices ghetto. Mah nizzle nizzle mi.

Prizzle eget purizzle. Nullam sizzle amet diam izzle massa yo mamma pellentesque. In et erat. Vivamizzle lectus sapizzle, lacinia sizzle fizzle, vulputate its fo rizzle, yippiyo izzle, check it out. Cras sizzle you son of a bizzle maurizzle. Nullizzle fermentizzle da bomb nunc. Sizzle vulputate, elit brizzle fizzle facilisizzle, shizzlin dizzle tellus cursus justo, sizzle sheezy lacus purizzle quizzle enizzle. Sizzle fermentizzle pulvinizzle go to hizzle. You son of a bizzle dignissim. In hizzle gangsta platea shut the shizzle up. Nizzle sit amizzle dui. Donec da bomb nizzle. Break yo neck, yall in fo shizzle my nizzle. Nizzle bling bling, gangsta fizzle adipiscing suscipit, massa brizzle pretium my shizz, quizzle go to hizzle ipsizzle phat own yo’ crazy.

Ghetto gangster. Suspendisse ass. Izzle nisl. Etiam gizzle da bomb, ullamcorper for sure, fo shizzle my nizzle izzle, gangsta et, leo. Check it out egizzle neque. Mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa felis. Check out this nonummy, bling bling vitae da bomb uhuh … yih!, fizzle mi varizzle bow wow wow, yo mamma laorizzle i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle enim vel rizzle. Away consequat nibh vizzle elit. Fusce daahng dawg dolizzle shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle libero. Crizzle placerizzle, away vel i’m in the shizzle lacinia, lorizzle erizzle pharetra boofron, eu luctizzle gizzle est shizzlin dizzle est.

9) Hipster Ipsum

Cardigan pitchfork 8-bit locavore, dolore DIY quinoa sunt. Commodo thundercats jean shorts messenger bag officia, consectetur pitchfork gluten-free brooklyn. Wolf aliquip master cleanse, keytar ullamco VHS synth. Ut cosby sweater non, officia tofu cardigan odio mixtape tumblr. Est excepteur fugiat hoodie, organic vinyl locavore reprehenderit deserunt. Salvia elit butcher aliquip mlkshk synth, DIY sint ullamco placeat. 3 wolf moon nesciunt magna shoreditch.

Ad wayfarers mixtape placeat thundercats sunt. Quinoa biodiesel keytar mollit scenester nihil. Marfa cred vice iphone lomo, non ex retro proident. Accusamus portland helvetica id. Cliche reprehenderit freegan portland retro esse, cosby sweater artisan cardigan. Carles cupidatat sunt, fixie mollit vero commodo ad mcsweeney’s id. PBR +1 craft beer butcher lo-fi vegan.

Food truck nesciunt ea non, four loko american apparel marfa tempor id hoodie exercitation 8-bit tattooed. Gentrify photo booth chambray, eiusmod irony scenester Austin placeat marfa. Brunch magna +1, yr bicycle rights sint eu dreamcatcher keytar labore 3 wolf moon adipisicing. Williamsburg you probably haven’t heard of them master cleanse, excepteur fap odio consequat do ullamco voluptate VHS 3 wolf moon raw denim. Placeat tattooed beard wes anderson, stumptown sunt banksy anim 8-bit id cred. Accusamus 3 wolf moon thundercats sed blog. Mcsweeney’s adipisicing eu, veniam synth letterpress assumenda.

Banksy tattooed salvia assumenda trust fund qui. Mixtape portland photo booth pariatur aliquip, laboris accusamus incididunt. Delectus helvetica accusamus, quis shoreditch marfa artisan locavore labore leggings VHS veniam cred retro. Lomo nisi seitan locavore, american apparel photo booth minim sed hoodie labore et wayfarers deserunt before they sold out skateboard. Master cleanse cliche you probably haven’t heard of them sunt, cillum synth freegan fap nesciunt aesthetic jean shorts put a bird on it hoodie brunch beard. Vice excepteur fap artisan, high life readymade vegan cupidatat you probably haven’t heard of them raw denim quinoa wolf. Est jean shorts +1 fanny pack sunt helvetica.

Fap nostrud eu, labore lo-fi sint mixtape nulla. Sunt placeat fugiat master cleanse commodo. Cosby sweater consectetur vegan squid fanny pack, fixie proident non master cleanse wes anderson Austin jean shorts. Wolf mixtape master cleanse fap raw denim accusamus. Lomo aesthetic keffiyeh, nihil sapiente aliquip odio. Retro aesthetic ethical whatever, vegan DIY butcher art party non nihil 8-bit chambray. PBR twee farm-to-table fanny pack blog ullamco.

Candy Wallpaper

27 Sep

I must not be tempted to buy a giant sundae shaped chalk board for the office… and so on and so forth!

There is child like joy to be had in these wallpapers from WallCandy Arts. Clouds, red apples, cupcake wall decals, twin popsicles… Oh it makes me feel happy just looking at them.

Creepy Cupcake Babies

4 Sep

I’ll be honest these creepy cupcake babies from Carnivality petrify me…

 

Todka – Cult Cornish Toffee Vodka

26 Jul

I am second guessing that most of the people at the Cakey Perry launch party will have a sweet tooth so the lovely Todka is a PERFECT partnership for us (of course depending on supplies* we will be offering it to normal diners too as I think vodka with cake is a perfectly acceptable combination indeed at any time of day) – and if it is good enough for Nigella’s Christmas it is good enough for me! Yes I am pretty in love with this vodka so some more information is below as well as some ideas of how to bake with it!

Todka is a deliciously smooth, toffee flavour Vodka that began life in a small guest house in Newquay, Cornwall – from where its popularity and cult status quickly spread.

 Original Toffee

Just Vodka and smooth Toffee, pure and simple. Start here for an unbelievable taste experience. Sweet caramel, then a warming hint of Vodka – perfect.

  • Shooter – with ice
  • Mixer – Hot ginger beer

 

Banoffee

Vodka, Toffee –then Banoffee. It’s Bananas!

An extreme dimension to the original. Everything you have come to expect with a crash of Banana to make your day.

Makes the perfect CupCake ingredient!

 

Hazelnut

Vodka, Toffee –then Hazelnut.

Does it really taste like the chocolate bar with one in every bite? You tell us, we are not sure. We only know it tastes great!

  • Todka with added earthy hazelnut flavour. Great with Mince pies or in Flapjack
  • Bailey’s & Ice
  • In expresso coffee with a dollop of ice cream on the top!

BUY TODKA: On-line suppliers include:  Firebox.com, amazon.co.uk, drinkshop.com

FIND OUT MORE:  For more information about Todka, including retailers and recipe and cocktail ideas  go to – http://www.todka.com

FOLLOW TODKA @todka they want your to cake based ideas and pictures from this event!

*how pissed the press decide to get 😉

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