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Chocolate Museum Fossils & Incredible Edible Art

6 Jun

1.T Rex teeth.chocolate

So excited to be blogging again (!!!) and what better way to start than by sharing the work of  an incredible food artist and fine artist Sarah Hardy. If I tell you she gained her skills in in wax-work museums, and as a internationally recognised fine artist, you can guess the quality of the edible fossil pieces Essex based Sarah accurately reproduces in the finest dark, milk & white Belgium Chocolate.


1.Fossil Collectors Box-chocolate

1.Sarah making chocs

These incredible museum quality edible fossils are created with intricate casting and hand-painted detail – creating ultimate collectors items not novelty chocolate. With the largest fossil – the Megalodon Tooth – weighing in at 120g and a whopping 14cm long. 2 hours are spent hand finishing each one to the finest detail with a 11cm long T Rex Tooth and collectors box of 16 separate fossils also in the collection.

1.Fossil Production
1.Fossil Collectors Box-chocolate


IT GETS EVEN BETTER…  Sarah has even created edible decapitated human heads from cake for international film companies and even a raw turkey cake which went on to be an online viral hit, food artist. Now she (& I) are dreaming of the day she gets to create a life sized T Rex Skull in chocolate.

A gallery of some more of her work is below – remember that all of the below are cakes or in the case of the anatomical heart chocolate…

pheasant landscape1
maggot therapy
Conch Cake - Tate & Lyle
Raw Turkey Cake 1
severed head
1.Heart with scalpel -chocolate
A.portrait with pheasant

Bad toys, naughty toys

28 Jan

Read more over at The Guardian.

Ha ha ha the Russian police does not take kindly to protests, even those carried out by toys and dolls:

Police in the Siberian city of Barnaul have asked prosecutors to investigate the legality of a recent protest that saw dozens of small dolls – teddy bears, Lego men, South Park figurines – arranged to mimic a protest, complete with signs reading: “I’m for clean elections” and “A thief should sit in jail, not in the Kremlin”.

“Political opposition forces are using new technologies to carry out public events – using toys with placards at mini-protests,” Andrei Mulintsev, the city’s deputy police chief, said at a press conference this week, according to local media. “In our opinion, this is still an unsanctioned public event.”

Tattoo Barbie

1 Oct

At last it’s happened a tattooed Barbie! Specifically ‘Tokidoki Barbie’ with pink hair, cool silver sunglasses… and tattoos across her shouder and neck (via Nylon Blog).


Teddy bear fetus

8 Nov

More anatomical brilliance from Jason Freeny – now if you’ll excuse me I need to go and throw up

Siamese teddy

20 Aug

If anyone was going to buy me a teddy bear (though I can’t think of a reason why they would) then it would absolutely have to be one of these from The Last Tuesday Society ‘Juvenalia’ – Teddy & Eddy

Playing with Naam Ben Shoes

4 Aug

Love this range of shoes entitled  “Come and Play With Me” – though clearly slightly strange to mix fetish shoes (of a sort) with toys such as Lego and plushes (via):

Guitar Smash Toy

2 Aug

Guitar Smash Toy rocks – must be fate finding it after an insane week-end at Sonisphere during which it was genuinely an issue that all the songs sounded the same as I had to everyone out of the pit after three (via Nerdcore).

Cherry ball gags…

28 Jun

UPDATE: OMG I had forgotten about posting this ages ago – is there a more perfect accessory to the Cakehead photoshoot than a cherry ball gag. Hell no, this is amazing!!!

Have totally fallen for the SS10 collection from Piers Atkinson entitled Sex On The Brain – the ‘pearl’ splashed balaclava and veil are a particular unique touch, and OF COURSE the cherry ball gag (above) is particularly awesome!!!

Look 24 is really funny too – clearly channeling spunk-tivitis (come on we all know what I mean)!!! At this point might also be worth mentioning that Piers Atkinson also has a diffusion range at Topshop – but to be honest no way near as screwed up = no way near as good!

The Carrot Slayer

29 May

The Carrot Slayer is the only 100% vegetarian toy = perfect National Vegetarian Week Post 6 (via notcot). Best of all there is even a competition to name the bad boy, although to be honest they had me at Carrot Slayer.

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