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Chocolate Museum Fossils & Incredible Edible Art

6 Jun

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So excited to be blogging again (!!!) and what better way to start than by sharing the work of  an incredible food artist and fine artist Sarah Hardy. If I tell you she gained her skills in in wax-work museums, and as a internationally recognised fine artist, you can guess the quality of the edible fossil pieces Essex based Sarah accurately reproduces in the finest dark, milk & white Belgium Chocolate.

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These incredible museum quality edible fossils are created with intricate casting and hand-painted detail – creating ultimate collectors items not novelty chocolate. With the largest fossil – the Megalodon Tooth – weighing in at 120g and a whopping 14cm long. 2 hours are spent hand finishing each one to the finest detail with a 11cm long T Rex Tooth and collectors box of 16 separate fossils also in the collection.

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IT GETS EVEN BETTER…  Sarah has even created edible decapitated human heads from cake for international film companies and even a raw turkey cake which went on to be an online viral hit, food artist. Now she (& I) are dreaming of the day she gets to create a life sized T Rex Skull in chocolate.

A gallery of some more of her work is below – remember that all of the below are cakes or in the case of the anatomical heart chocolate…

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Football ice ‘cubes’

5 Jun

As Alan Partridge would say “back of the net”!  The best gadget (like ever) turns normal ice into soccer ball-shaped ice cubes (molecule-shaped molds are also available for geeks) via an UBER nerdy process.

Oh I LOVE – “that was classic intercourse”

Beautiful Old Erotica – VD Repost

14 Feb

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I really love the style of Coco der Mer, and ever more so their rare erotic books which are sometimes for sale on the site. So much more romantic and thoughtful, 100 years old the pages loaded with history and smelling of scent.

John Cleland’s ‘Memories of Fanny Hiil a woman of pleasure’ is just one of the examples. Even if you can’t afford £500 for a book, it really should inspire the inner romantic in you.


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Bondage Tights – VD Repost

12 Feb

Thanks to Bizarre for this;

Christine is a fetish and erotic photographer who’s shot all the top girls for the world’s best publications. She’s passionate about what she does and juicily frank when she talks about it… See more at Myfetishdiary.com

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Moist strange lips

11 Jul

I love these limited edition lip gloss prints from Elisabeth Hoff.

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Incredible Eclairs

4 Jul

Eclairs are have a seriously good chance of stealing the cupcake crown for most cute food award with these cream filled works of art from Paris.

You can get them from Fauchon (uber posh French Store) and they come in many beautiful colours resulting in it looking much like a jewelry shop.

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Monster Stroller

20 Jun

The work of Elmer Preslee is awesome from these monster baby strollers to the ‘fuckable chicken’. I am in LOVE, he had made an art form out of taking the piss.

Before venturing into the world of the finite arts, Elmer Presslee had made a sizeable fortune thru his series of equestrian blooper tapes.

After the betamax craze of the early 80’s subsided, he spent a considerable amount of time in various rebel factions fighting for the superiority of Zydeco over Calypso music. However, being unable to resolve his personal feelings as to which he would want to rule the airwaves, and following a most horrific stint as a captive in a brutal dreamtime intern camp, he got a few Little Marcy albums and washed his hands of the thing.

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Elmer Presslee – his full artists summary

efore venturing into the world of the finite arts, Elmer Presslee had made a sizeable fortune thru his series of equestrian blooper tapes.

After the betamax craze of the early 80’s subsided, he spent a considerable amount of time in various rebel factions fighting for the superiority of Zydeco over Calypso music. However, being unable to resolve his personal feelings as to which he would want to rule the airwaves, and following a most horrific stint as a captive in a brutal dreamtime intern camp, he got a few Little Marcy albums and washed his hands of the thing.

Accompanied by left-over nuggets of nightmares and daydreams, he next renewed his studies in the discipline of the biomechanics of entities of the ethereal plane.

After becoming severely disfigured/reconfigured by a microwave/Tupperware bowl mishap, he swore to regain control over his universe by reshaping the very substance that had shaped him.

Certain discredited physicians have said that his artistic technique comes from the high levels of potassium in his veins (from an 95% banana-based diet)

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xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx. Skateretd xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx the xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx unresolved xxxxx xxxxx xxxx xx childish and uncertain xxxxx xx meets xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx. His work is inspired by a compilation of painful memories of fictional childhoods he’s remembered from years of watching late night broadcasts of low-budget movies.

Elmer’s state, federal and personal medical files are sealed and due to several court orders, and they will not be repeated here.

Presslee lives alone in various backyards and open fields. He winters in whisky. Elmer believes his hair is more often implicated by its actions, drives, and desires rather than experienced as a distinct and separate entity.

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