First question how much for the therapy? I also have to say I hate clowns / clown porn yadda yadda yadda… I therefore conclude that the man behind the ‘evil clown’ for hire, Dominic Deville, must be evil. And not of the kind I love (via Nerdcore).
Based in Switzerland, he hires himself out to birthday parties to terrify youngsters – having the brainwave for the idea after watching his favourite horror movies (enough said). The image below shows him dressed up and ready to scare children (this whole thing idea me shudder).
First he contacts ‘victims’ to tell them they’re being watched.
Then he taunts them with texts, phone calls and booby trapped letters warning them that at sometime in their party he’s going to smash a cake into their face. Dominic says:
“It’s all in fun and if at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there. But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless”
OK so there is being scared, and needing therapy for the rest of your life.
Seriously this is fucking terrifying – I might have to take the valium I have been prescribed (so I can actually get on a plane at the week-end) to get over this dancing clown.