Tag Archives: butt

Butt hole covers (yep it’s what you fear)

25 Nov

I have no words expect to say i fucking well love Etsy for crap like this – and the Pop Bitch newsletter… Oh yes and what the fuck is she doing lying in a position like that anyway. I remain convinced this is some kind of ‘art’ piss take…

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

Get yours today here at etsy or write me an email and support small business! Please contact me if you’d like multiples… Make sure to note which style you’d like in the shipping notes and enjoy!

Ceramically Designed Dildo

5 Jan

A sexy, hollow ceramic dildo by Coco de Mer, with a rose print and finished with a cork for ‘temperature play’. A strange idea and, on paper, not a great one.


A ceramic dildo that can be filled with hot, or cold, water to make it hot, or cold – a minature hot water bottle for your intimate areas if you like. However, once you have seen it that all changes. It is such a beautiful piece of ceramic design from Adele Brydges you overlook the basis of it’s design (not that I have a problem with it). Certainly not one to hide in the sex toy drawer. Yours for £109.

Serving Suggestion:

Warm your dildo up with hot water or cool hot orifices down by filling your dildo with cold water. With the liquid inside, this dildo feels weighty and the smooth ceramic will simply glide you to satisfaction!

Does this rock your boat? There is also a rose ceramic butt plug in the range – a total contrast between function and form.



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