Saw this great post over at Refinery 29 and not sure what to think to be honest with you:
Vibrators aren’t usually something you want to leave out in the open, but when they’re as sleek and pretty as the Duet, you might want to reconsider your usual hiding spots. These rechargeable vibrators (you plug it into your laptop to juice up, and—if you buy the deluxe model, it can double as an 8GB flashdrive!) are silent, and come with four vibration modes, five power levels, and a waterproof silicone and metal exterior. The standard Duet vibe comes in three colors (brown, black, and crimson), but two upgrades come in a way-sexy gold/black combo. The brand just received enough funding today to manufacture these babies, so place your orders to help them get you get your buzz on sooner rather than later.
The work of Belgium artist Wim Delvoye (for some reason I was expecting him to be German).
I know this not a brand new concept but I love the fact that – in this instance – the temporary ‘tattoo’ is given via this Rise & Sigh linen from Martina Carpelan. Basically the idea is you get down on dirty on the sheets which then leave imprinted messages on your body. My main issue with this is (& I refuse to believe I am alone in thinking) that surely this works only if you stay in one place for a very long time… …will leave the rest of that potentially TMI sentence to your own imagination! It’s also affordable and you can buy it here.
I can almost understand the chocolate or vibrating element but a candle – what to a man (or indeed a woman) is erotic about seeing an exact replica of your erm ‘thing’ burn down in front of your eyes!!! Click through at your own peril this is NSFW!!!!
Lie back and think of England – love these condoms which are almost as good as the Obama ‘Head of State’ dildo. Personally after seeing Prince William’s face no condoms would be needed!!!
To celebrate the engagement of Prince William of Wales to Ms. Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction has commissioned a unique heritage edition Royal Wedding Souvenir boîte de capotes.
Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.
- Presented in a timeless souvenir heirloom collector’s box.
- Contains three individually wrapped condoms.
- Includes a collectable portrait of the Royal Couple as they might appear on their wedding day – exclusively created for Crown Jewels.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha oh & WTF – I would LOVE to see Volvic layers get onto this one!
For naughty trysts in discreet living situations, we’re happy to bring you Vicvic Lotion. It looks very similar to the popular “Volvic” mineral water in Japan, but holds 350ml of smooth lotion for your bedroom adventures. No one will give it a second glance on a bookshelf or in the trash…but make sure not to drink it!
I am utterly dumb founded by this cum soap – and that’s coming from me (no pun intended). I did not even imagine such a thing would exist, never mind be desired, and bought… EW
If you’re involved in the adult film industry, this Bukkake Cum Lotion can be an incredible time-saver. When directing a porno movie, directors are always faced with the problem of not having enough man-juice on hand. Now you can cover yourself and others with a concoction that feels like the real thing!
Get the same lotion that the Japanese porn stars use in their famous lotion videos! The Cum Creampie Lotion is fun, slippery, and looks exactly like the real thing!