Lie back and think of England – love these condoms which are almost as good as the Obama ‘Head of State’ dildo. Personally after seeing Prince William’s face no condoms would be needed!!!

To celebrate the engagement of Prince William of Wales to Ms. Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction has commissioned a unique heritage edition Royal Wedding Souvenir boîte de capotes.
Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.
- Presented in a timeless souvenir heirloom collector’s box.
- Contains three individually wrapped condoms.
- Includes a collectable portrait of the Royal Couple as they might appear on their wedding day – exclusively created for Crown Jewels.


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