HAPPY NEW YEAR

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2manydjs, joy division, pink pop

It’s my blog so let’s do this my way with Love Will Tear Us Apart

Lady Gaga vs Metallica

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enter sandman, Lady Gaga, mash up, metallica

I am really sorry Dan but this is fucking cool – just close your ears for the Metallica part…

Flaming Lips New Year’s Eve FREAKOUT 2011

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flaming lips, freak out, new years eve

Julian Assange does Charlie Brown

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christmas, julian assange, newsweek, photographs, santa, wikileaks

I honestly had to look at this post really really carefully as I was convinced it had to be a fake – it isn’t!!! I know OMG / WTF and so forth. I fear (I say fear I don’t give a shit) all the pressure caused a mental breakdown in which he believes himself to be Charlie Brown…

Newsweek have gone all OK Magazine and inexplicably posted an exclusive set of massively cringeworthy photographs (& fuck awful descriptions) featuring Julian Assange entitled “Julian at Christmas”. It pictures him in various set up ‘country scenes’ (such as collecting logs) which results in him looking like the love child of Rhidian & Guy Richie – other details I particularly enjoyed are the advert for Apple & the world’s shittest Christmas tree. As for the santa sack saying “I’ve been a very very good boy” oh purlease…

Fuck me it’s only one stop short of a Hello magazine feature (I had to look at it from behind a cushion) & I doubt that has been totally ruled out either yet. He’ll being going out with a Cheeky Girl for good publicity next… In fact scrap that it is EXACTLY the same as a Hello feature, just one that has been published in a different magazine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extreme Justin Bieber

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via Buzzfeed

Vagina cakes – a 2010 summary

OK I NEVER thought I would be writing this but 2010 was the year which saw the vagina cake triumph through all the insane Eat Your Heart Out activity… …here’s 10 of the best!!!

1) Extreme anatomy from Holly Andrews (my absolute favorite)

Holly Andrews cupcake for Eat Your Heart Out (as given to Dawn French)

 

2) Same Difference with a Holly & The Icing vagina cake @ the Pop Bitch quiz

 

 

3) Daily Mail’s vagina cake (from Holly & the Icing) – a press drop with a difference

 

4) Vagina cupcakes in every colour of the rainbow – not sure if I am pro sprinkles in this instance… (baker unknown)

 

5) Cupcakes from Holly & the Icing were sent to Heat magazine, they tweeted & it went viral in a non STD way

6) Vagina cake competition – source sadly unknown

7) In this case words speak vaginas not volumes

8 ) Not a cake but so deserves a mention for the added tongue detail – not your ordinary vagina lollipop

9) The sell out Eat Your Heart Out vagina dentata cakes from Holly & The Icing

10) Finally a nice photograph of me by Nathan Pask – yep with a vagina dentata cake between my legs!

Evil Shirley Temple

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Now I did always say she was evil and The Good Ship Lollipop freaked the fuck out of me – I was right and Who Killed Bambi proved it by posting this gif:

Ok brace yourself it makes Dexter look like The One Show:

Tentacle pussy

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Prosthetic tentacle

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kaylene kau. prosthetic

Kaylene Kau created a really cool Prosthetic Tentacle as part of a project to explore new approaches to upper-limb prosthetic design at the Industrial Design Department at the University of Washington (via Laughing Squid).

 

Rude turkey

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Now is it just me or does this turkey remind you of…