Butt hole covers (yep it's what you fear)

I have no words expect to say i fucking well love Etsy for crap like this – and the Pop Bitch newsletter… Oh yes and what the fuck is she doing lying in a position like that anyway. I remain convinced this is some kind of ‘art’ piss take…

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

Get yours today here at etsy or write me an email and support small business! Please contact me if you’d like multiples… Make sure to note which style you’d like in the shipping notes and enjoy!