Found this amazing video over on the blog of Mr Technology whose Bill Gates rating system always amuses me:
So last week some students tried to do a Scotty and beam some particles across the room, with devastatingly lame results. Boring – get back to me when you can beam me from my bedroom to the Comic Con and then back home again in time for Iron Chef. But until then, I suppose we’ll just have to use lasers the way God intended: as a musical harp.

