Chinese Red Army V Michael Jackson

Tags

army, beat it, chinese, red

Finally something has snapped me out of the massive shit storm of a mood I have been in – thank you Lost At E Minor for this gem:

How to kill a washing machine

Tags

brick, kill, washing machine

I have NO words. It involved a brick:

via: who killed bambi

Alice in macaroons

Tags

alice in wonderland, laduree, limited edition, macaroons

As if Laduree macaroons were not cool enough (I am however a pierre-herme girl) they bring out (be it a while ago I am just slow on the uptake) an Alice in Wonderland limited edition collectors box:

To be someone & guitar shaped pools

Tags

guitar, pool, shaped, to be someone

I found the picture of this RAD pool over at the the Radman blog and it instantly reminded me of the song ‘To Be Someone’ – (gulp) the cover by Noel Gallagher. I have to say this is most certainly in my top 10 songs of all time, and I kind of hate myself that a cover has made it into that list but so be it. I have also had a torrid afternoon listening to the more depressing music in my collection (to really rock the pity party vibe) which is why this may have instantly sprung to mind I guess.

Sugar Coated Iceberg – cake song of the day #1

Tags

lightening seeds, Mad Artists Tea Party, sugar coated iceberg

In the run down to the Mad Artists Tea Party (this week!!!!) I shall be posting a ‘relevant song’ a today – not least as I slip into hysteria. So hysterical in fact I almost did not post this as the creative cliche of making the video on an ice skating rink annoyed me a little too much than would be considered normal (!!!):

Crappy Taxidermy update

Tags

crappy, taxidermy

Played a long overdue visit to Crappy Taxidermy (it was a site I felt would be 100% free of cake and it was). My there have been some real monsters posted of late, some of my picks below:

Blood script

Tags

blood, mary coble, script

As much as it pains me to say this is why I hate extreme feminism – I mean for…

Blood Script was a live performance piece that took place at the PULSE Art Fair at Pier 40 in New York City, New York in 2008. The artist meticulously documented inscriptions from three previous Marker (DC, NYC and Madrid) Performances and compiled a list of over 200 hateful words and phrases written on me, by viewers, in various languages. For Blood Script, the artist had 75 of the most common words tattooed onto her skin, without ink, in a very ornate script. Using decorative letters, she created a dichotomy between the beautiful visual form of the words and the ugly meanings they convey semantically. Contact prints were made of each word by immediately pressing watercolor paper against the fresh incisions. The mirror image of the word was imprinted on the paper in blood. The elaborate script initially engages viewers in the optical challenge of identifying each tattooed insult. The recognition of each word stimulates viewers to reflect upon the significance of what the insult means to them. This dynamic process mediates a silent dialogue between the artist and the audience as the performance progresses.

GIANT meringues

Tags

Mad Artists Tea Party, meringues

I can’t tell you more except these MASSIVE fuck of meringues will be forming part of the Mad Artists Tea Party. Check out the size of these beasts, there is a LOT of them too (and yes that is a normal sized Blackberry):

Historial facebook

Tags

facebook, historical

What a great but random idea from Cool Material – they have envisioned the sort of disarmingly blasé responses some of the greatest moments in history would have received (via):

Iron Maiden’s Slippery Nipples

Tags

bar tab, iron maiden, slippery nipples

Leaked onto the internet from a hotel in Norway: they drink Bailey’s?!