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I have a morbid fascination with Eurovision song contest and it’s on tonight. Here are some of my ‘top picks’ of past years video below – including the mighty fine Chiki Chiki and one of the few dances I can ‘do’ from start to finish (there was a party, it was messy).
I still find the decision for the UK to enter Daz Sampson (2006) fat rapping Ian Huntley look-a-like (and worse one who performs with dancers dressed as sexy school children) inexplicable. At least Sooch gave you “something to suck on for landing sir”. I am also still incredibly bitter about loosing £1000 when Vera Serduchka was robbed in 2007, robbing me of winnings




















