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1) Get cover for iPhone as obviously otherwise they all look the same
1.1) Couriers are really expensive

2) Paul Weller is more orange in real life than Jodie Marsh

3) I have a better bum than Jodie Marsh (as confirmed by an independent witnesses)

4) If your old than six years old Lush bath bombs are not good idea. They leave you looking like a Christmas tree.
4.1) This is not good
4.2) Glitter removal from self is hard

5) Never fall asleep with a sticky ginger Jamaican cake in the bed – like never

6) There are some truly lovely people in this World :-)

7) The person I got super cross with – for ‘Twatting’ about a new project I am working on too soon – was in fact one of Dirty Sanchez.
7.1) I always knew what ‘a’ Dirty Sanchez was – but clearly not who

8) My car roof leaks
8.1) My cars footwell clearly has not rusted out – confirmed by the 8 inches of water pooled in it

9) Black Milk full slick leggings are hotter than the sun but AWESOME

10) I CAN be Margaret Thatcher and survive on four hours sleep a night for a sustained period.