Nipple Badges

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badges, knight, nipple, pia

Great idea (now great old idea) to raise awareness of breast cancer from Pia Knight:

10 things I learned this week – 1

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1

1) Get cover for iPhone as obviously otherwise they all look the same
1.1) Couriers are really expensive

2) Paul Weller is more orange in real life than Jodie Marsh

3) I have a better bum than Jodie Marsh (as confirmed by an independent witnesses)

4) If your old than six years old Lush bath bombs are not good idea. They leave you looking like a Christmas tree.
4.1) This is not good
4.2) Glitter removal from self is hard

5) Never fall asleep with a sticky ginger Jamaican cake in the bed – like never

6) There are some truly lovely people in this World

7) The person I got super cross with – for ‘Twatting’ about a new project I am working on too soon – was in fact one of Dirty Sanchez.
7.1) I always knew what ‘a’ Dirty Sanchez was – but clearly not who

8) My car roof leaks
8.1) My cars footwell clearly has not rusted out – confirmed by the 8 inches of water pooled in it

9) Black Milk full slick leggings are hotter than the sun but AWESOME

10) I CAN be Margaret Thatcher and survive on four hours sleep a night for a sustained period.

Howling at the moon

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cake, howling, moon, tattoo, tshirt, video

It’s a full moon tonight – loving this wolf costume avec moon, almost as good as the hippo version.

As for this – oh for fucks sake!

The cupcake of death

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cupcake, emo, goth

[imagine evil laugh]

Looking totally fucking Mexico

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barley, nathan

You should wear this dollsnatch, would look total fucking Mexico (and cost £5000). Nathan Barley eat your heart out.

You can also buy these trousers as seen on Lady GaGa for just under £800.

Animal faces on humans

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animal, animals, humans, masks, sexy

So we have had the sexing up of pandas, fetish masks (with carrot vibrators), the whole squid porn thing and of course my first big post was rabbits in humans clothing, so lets ROCK on with a collection of people dressed in animal masks. Inspired by this post over at Lost at E Minor and my really old avatar above – yes it’s me. The wolf in the classic car is clearly after my own heart.

Masturbation prevention

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masturbation, prevention

Nice cheery post over on Vice worth checking out:

Imagine a metal sheath around your penis lined with spikes, so each time you get an erection your penis iron-maidened. Spiked penis sheaths are just one of the innovative methods designed to stop kids touching themselves, along with genital electro-shock, penis piercing, labia clamping and, for a few lucky girls, a clitoridectomy. Quite right too, masturbation turns your dink into a snail and your vagina into a bucket of chicken.

Here are some image highlights:

Right now…

I feel like this:

But I really need to feel like this:

Vintage Abba

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abba, vintage

I HAD to have cauliflower cheese and waffles for breakfast (as in my body – which is clearly normally a temple – demanded it). I think that makes this a perfect post and that these two topics match in a strange old way. Is there any chance you know what I mean?

The aftermath

Here are some pictures of last night (clearly the ones in focus are from Action Aid as it is clear I can’t do any form of still photography with any flair).

First some news you wont give a shit about – after a concerning conversation no more ‘Fish’ posts on this blog or things about cars… Why did nobody tell me earlier!!!