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Oooooooo can’t wait to go to this Secret Cinema on Friday:

The boss wants you to meet under the bridge, Caroline Street, E1, on the east side. When you see Joey the violinist wait there and some of the boys will come meet you.

Now you got to act real normal and pretend like nothing happened. We don’t want the fuzz knowing nothing about this shindig otherwise we may get rumbled.

Dress: Late twenties. Ritzy and real swanky.

Hoodlums, wear your best suits and ties and whatever you do don’t be forgetting your hats.

Molls, the boss wants you to wear your best glad rags. Oh and one more thing…You got to bring a flower to give to the boss. Now this is real important. We gotta keep the boss happy.

Some of you may decide to talk. We got Bernie the weasel and his boys keeping an eye on you so don’t be saying nuthin to no-one.

(This gangsta teddy bear clearly has nothing to do with Secret Cinema but was just the most tacky toy I have seen in years, and kind of fitted the meeting instructions)