Marmarati Induction

I hereby and hereon solemnly swear on celery, yeast extract, riboflavin and vitamin B12 to keep the following oath and agreement.

I promise to do my duty to Queen, Country and Marmite.

I swear to be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Marmarati.

I will defend the ebony elixir against all conspiracies, protect it’s distinctive flavour and honour its orb-like jar.

I will reject any second-rate pretenders

I promise to spread my dark and sticky mistress throughout the land, as well as on toast.

And finally I swear never, ever to consort with members of the Marmaladi.

I am now a fully fledged member of The Marmarati after last nights GREAT event (think Eyes Wide Shut meets Masterchef being presented by Jack Black).  However, having now taken The Marmarati Oath I am afraid I can’t yet share more information about this most secret of all secret societies. I fear if I did so then I would be banned from the Marmite ‘lodge’ for life.

However, I can tell you that from Monday you too may be chosen to join it’s sticky dark brown ranks BUT only once you have proved your devotion. Unless your friends with a Mr Fotherington-Smythe your not getting in. That said Lizzie Rabbit, a fellow inductee,  also sheds some light on matters.

*check out who is building their part above
*this was a outstanding example of blogger outreach by We Are Social
*oh and the jury is still out on the Marmite cocktail front