Monster Stroller

20 Jun

The work of Elmer Preslee is awesome from these monster baby strollers to the ‘fuckable chicken’. I am in LOVE, he had made an art form out of taking the piss.

Before venturing into the world of the finite arts, Elmer Presslee had made a sizeable fortune thru his series of equestrian blooper tapes.

After the betamax craze of the early 80’s subsided, he spent a considerable amount of time in various rebel factions fighting for the superiority of Zydeco over Calypso music. However, being unable to resolve his personal feelings as to which he would want to rule the airwaves, and following a most horrific stint as a captive in a brutal dreamtime intern camp, he got a few Little Marcy albums and washed his hands of the thing.

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Elmer Presslee – his full artists summary

efore venturing into the world of the finite arts, Elmer Presslee had made a sizeable fortune thru his series of equestrian blooper tapes.

After the betamax craze of the early 80’s subsided, he spent a considerable amount of time in various rebel factions fighting for the superiority of Zydeco over Calypso music. However, being unable to resolve his personal feelings as to which he would want to rule the airwaves, and following a most horrific stint as a captive in a brutal dreamtime intern camp, he got a few Little Marcy albums and washed his hands of the thing.

Accompanied by left-over nuggets of nightmares and daydreams, he next renewed his studies in the discipline of the biomechanics of entities of the ethereal plane.

After becoming severely disfigured/reconfigured by a microwave/Tupperware bowl mishap, he swore to regain control over his universe by reshaping the very substance that had shaped him.

Certain discredited physicians have said that his artistic technique comes from the high levels of potassium in his veins (from an 95% banana-based diet)

Certain psychologists have said:
xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx. Skateretd xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx the xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx unresolved xxxxx xxxxx xxxx xx childish and uncertain xxxxx xx meets xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx. His work is inspired by a compilation of painful memories of fictional childhoods he’s remembered from years of watching late night broadcasts of low-budget movies.

Elmer’s state, federal and personal medical files are sealed and due to several court orders, and they will not be repeated here.

Presslee lives alone in various backyards and open fields. He winters in whisky. Elmer believes his hair is more often implicated by its actions, drives, and desires rather than experienced as a distinct and separate entity.

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